All Gut, No Glory Impaled

[music - Ross Sewage, lyrics - Ross Sewage]



Blubbering gelatinous mass of lipids and pendulant flesh

An ovoidal organism cursed with cognizance

Bereft of bones, nerves and veins, osmotically gorged

An abhorrent creation, by medical science forged

Corpulent meat, a shambling mess

Birthed in a test tube

Slathered on top with green jelly

For passing as food



[solo: "The Obesity Epidemic" - S.C. McGrath]



Suckling agar in a petri dish

G.M.O. f?tus

Oils are polyunsaturated

Man-made to nourish

Genetic recombination

The meal is now us

Guts excised, limbs paralyzed

Gamma knife neurectomy: all gut, no glory

Sickly obese, brain wave ceased

Excoriating autonomy: all gut, no glory

Once a part of mankind

By doctors, redefined

The spine removed from the back

Now a craven haversack



[solo: "Eat Fast, Die Young, and Leave a Bloated Corpse" - J. Kocol]



Guts excised, limbs paralyzed

Gamma knife neurectomy: all gut, no glory

Sickly obese, brain wave ceased

Excoriating autonomy: all gut, no glory

Gross protuberance

No time for foods masticated

Bio-tech fed with fluids

Frankenfood we have created

Eat! Barf!

Oleaginous being mired in diaphoresis

Left to linger, adipose, suffering in weakness

With genes from yourself and with a few from the zoo

The dish best served cold is you
[ All Gut, No Glory Lyrics ]